How to Make Cash: Show Channing Tatum’s Abs

Finally, FINALLY Avatar has been knocked off its box office throne – and it took one sexy dude to do it. Dear John, starring the incredibly hunky Channing Tatum, opened at No. 1, just as Avatar lost some of its steam after an eight-week run on top.

Here is the top five at the box office this weekend:

1. NEW! Dear John (Screen Gem) – $32.4 mil; 2,969 theaters; $10,913 PT
2. Avatar (Fox) – $23.6 mil; 3,000 theaters; $7,867 PT; $630 mil cume
3. NEW! From Paris with Love (Lionsgate) – $8.1 mil; 2,722 theaters; $2,983 PT
4. Edge of Darkness (Warner Bros.) – $7 mil; 3,066theaters; $2,285 PT; $29 mil cume
5. Tooth Fairy (Fox) – $6.5 mil; 3,218 theaters; $2,020 PT; $34.3 mil cume

Of course, Avatar couldn’t hold onto the top spot forever. There’s only so many people who’ll keep seeing it again and again. Plus, the testosterone surrounding the Super Bowl – the most watched Super Bowl of all time, apparently — probably hurt Avatar’s business as well, while Tatum and his onscreen love Amanda Seyfried wooed the predominantly female audience. I thought maybe this coming weekend’s rom-com ensemble Valentine’s Day would dethrone Avatar, but at least I was in the same ballpark: romance + pretty people + a lovers holiday = box office success.

The other two films besides Valentine’s Day opening this weekend include Percy Jackson & the Olympians: The Lightning Thief, an kids book adaptation about a kid who finds out he’s the son of the Greek God Poseidon, and The Wolfman, with Benicio Del Toro as the guy who turns into a werewolf. I’m most curious about Wolfman, only because of Del Toro and Emily Blunt. Here’s the creepy trailer:

How to Cast: Miley Cyrus

I just mentioned in my Dear John review how Miley Cyrus will be making her film debut without the Hannah Montana wig in The Last Song (ANOTHER Nicholas Sparks’ adaptation) – and now it seems she’s eying the film L.O.L.: Laughing Out Loud, also starring Demi Moore. According to Variety, it’s a remake of a French film and focuses on a 15-year-old girl who, after being dumped by her boyfriend who wants to have sex, decides to go after his best friend. Meanwhile, the girl’s divorced mother is having a tough time moving on. As Variety puts it, “The fraught relationship between mother and daughter provides the film with its narrative backbone, along with the younger generation’s obsession with instant messaging.” Oh boy, sounds like a load of LMAO fun. I’m kidding, it really doesn’t.

In more casting news, Reese Witherspoon is teaming up with the hotter than hot Bradley Cooper in director McG’s action-comedy This Means War. Two best friends, who also happen to be spies, fall for the same woman (Witherspoon), and things quickly turn ugly when they start to fight for her. I’m feeling this one a little more than L.O.L., and can I just say McG is a really dumb name?

How to Watch: “Dear John”

Step 1: Stop chasing the magic and romance of The Notebook, please. Readers may want to bury themselves into one Nicholas Sparks romantic novel after another, but the movie adaptation pinnacle has been reached. Every other Sparks’ movie pales in comparison to The Notebook, including Dear John, which can’t elevate itself from the same, repetitive cycle.

Step 2: Be thankful for one saving grace, though – Channing Tatum. At least from this woman’s perspective, he is all THAT and a bag of chips. Good lord, he could make falling in love with a pineapple sexy if he wanted to. Of course, in this scenario, he gets to share his incredibly charismatic, soft-spoken demeanor and soulful eyes with Big Love’s Amanda Seyfried, who handles the affection with aplomb. Set once again in the Carolinas, South this time, these two meet cute one summer afternoon at the beach, when Tatum’s John fishes Seyfried’s Savannah’s fallen purse out of the ocean. Then for the next two wonderful weeks, they court, kiss and fall passionately in love. But to create the TENSION, the romance has to be put on hold when John returns to active duty as a soldier in Special Forces, and Savannah goes back to college. They promise to write a bunch of letters to one another, however, which makes for compelling drama. Not really. Seriously, are written letters that much more romantic? Sparks seems to think so.

Step 3: Arise complications, arise. First of all, Sept. 11 happens, which keeps John in the service longer than he wanted – and the distance starts to tear the young lovers apart. The quintessential “Dear John” letter eventually comes from Savannah, and while John accepts it at first and pours his heart and soul into serving his country for several years, circumstances bring him back to South Carolina to confront his emotions – and Savannah – and find out what went wrong. Oddly, there is a twist – something you don’t expect, but it’s also something you find rather hard to believe. Still, you’d like to see these two crazy kids work it out.

Step 4: Fail to engage. Director Lasse Hallstrom usually has a good handle on this kind of material, with films such as Chocolat, Cider House Rules, and my personal favorite, My Life as a Dog. Yet somehow he’s missed the mark with Dear John, rarely grabbing the audience’s imagination and keeping us a bit at arm’s length to the romance of it all. The young leads make up for a lot of it simply by being so pretty and adorable together, as does the lush South Carolina coastline, but when neither the location or the actors are on screen, the movie drags. The only other bright spot is the always wonderful Richard Jenkins as John’s single father, a man whose own social and communicative skills are severely stunted (there’s a reason, but I won’t give it away) yet who has tried to raise and love his son the best way he can. I know we’ve got one more Nicholas Sparks adaptation in the near horizon – The Last Song, starring Miley Cyrus – but I’m not holding out much hope for that one either.

Level of difficulty in watching Dear John: In watching John, aka Channing Tatum – incredibly easy. The movie overall? Not so much. I wanted very much to sigh and get all dreamy over Dear John, but ultimately, I couldn’t get past Sparks’ customary paint-by-number formula.

How “Repo Men” Work

Ahhh, I’ve saved the best trailer for last. Repo Men. Looks. AWESOME. Watch first, then I’ll comment:

I don’t think I have to explain what happens in this sci-fi thriller, right? Pretty gruesomely  — and intriguingly — obvious.  And nice to see Jude Law back on track, doing the action thing with this and Sherlock Holmes. Sometimes you just need to take a break to come back stronger than ever.

How to Love “Cyrus”

Next trailer is Cyrus, the Sundance film I mentioned as being one I’m looking forward to, starring Jonah Hill, John C. Reilly, Marisa Tomei and Catherine Keener. Although, I think I might have mixed up the story a bit:

I assumed Reilly falls for Keener’s character, and SHE’S the one with an adult son (Hill) living with her. But no, it’s TOMEI who is the mom. Interesting. It’s definitely a comedy that’s been done before, but not with these people. I’m all over it.

How to Be a “Ghost Writer”

It’s going to be a trailer kind of morning, folks. First up, Ghost Writer, which I already talked about when I posted the one-sheet, starring Ewan MacGregor as a writer who is hired to ghost write the memoirs of a former British Prime Minister, played by Pierce Brosnan, who may or may not be a sinister bad guy. Now, I’ve got the trailer, which looks appropriately thriller-ish and conspiratorial. Watch:

I have but one question: Kim Cattrall doing a British accent? What’s that all about? OK, that was two questions…

How to Get “Lost”

You don’t “get” Lost.  You experience it.

Although this blog primarily speaks to my love of movies, I sit on my butt watching TV, too. And one of the shows I’ve loved all along has been Lost, which has now entered its sixth and final season. Final season. I just hate writing that down. What will I do without Jack, Kate, Sawyer, Sayid, Hurley, Jin, Sun, Ben and Locke? With Richard and the Others? Dharma hatches, four-toed statues, Jacob? The island itself? WHAT?!?

Last night’s two-hour season premiere “LA X, Parts I and II” brought all those mind-bending, terribly wonderful experiences back, plus added some more. SPOILER ALERT! Juliet detonated the bomb (or did she?), initiating some kind of an explosion (we think) and perhaps creating an alternate timeline split. In one view, the ploy to stop the whole 815 crash from ever happening by blowing up the Swan hatch doesn’t work, but only sends the gang from 1977 back to 2007, still on the island. There’s the Fake Locke, aka the Smokey Monster or Man in Black, and a temple filled with the Others, with some kind of Fountain of Youth/healing waters.

The other view is that it DOES work, and we see what happens to everyone after the plane DOESN’T crash but lands safely in L.A. Except everything is skewed and weird and, well, lost.

I really could go on and on, and while I will most likely blog once a week about the show — just because I’m compelled to — for a full and complete analysis, I’m going to link you to EW.com’s Jeff Jenson, aka Doc Jensen, who does an absolute thorough job of dissecting each episode. He gets a tad philosophical and brings up some pretty out there references, but he’s also spot on.

And so the beginning of the end …

How to Analyze the Oscar Noms

There were a few surprises when the 82nd Academy Awards nominations were announced this morning, but overall it was pretty predictable, with Avatar and The Hurt Locker leading the pack.

As expected, the Academy voters and I picked Avatar, An Education, The Hurt Locker, Inglourious Basterds, Precious, Up and Up in the Air. And I correctly tagged District 9 as the chosen summer blockbuster. What I missed on were nominees A Serious Man and The Blind Side. I thought The Hangover might have a chance since it had won the Golden Globe, but of course, the Academy couldn’t possibly nominated something so crass. No, instead they went with something far more familiar to them, since A Serious Man deals with the trials and tribulations of a Jewish professor in the 1950s. As for The Blind Side, at one point I wanted to put it on my Best Pic list because of its box office prowess but realized the Academy probably wouldn’t nominate two sports movies. So, I stuck by Invictus because of its pedigree – and I backed the wrong horse.

The only acting category I flubbed was supporting actress. Penelope Cruz did sneak in there for Nine (and I DID laugh out loud), but I’m glad she made the list. She deserves the nod for her performance as the passionate – and delicate – mistress. The nomination I’m having an issue with is Maggie Gyllenhaal for Crazy Heart over Julianne Moore for A Single Man. Huh? That makes no sense to me. Gyllenhaal puts in a decent performance, but Moore truly shines in Single Man, as a desperate housewife in love with a gay man. Guess I’ll just chalk it up to bad judgment.

Here is the complete list of nominations:

Best Actor
Jeff Bridges in “Crazy Heart”
George Clooney in “Up in the Air”
Colin Firth in “A Single Man”
Morgan Freeman in “Invictus”
Jeremy Renner in “The Hurt Locker”

Best Actress
Sandra Bullock in “The Blind Side”
Helen Mirren in “The Last Station”
Carey Mulligan in “An Education”
Gabourey Sidibe in “Precious: Based on the Novel ‘Push’ by Sapphire”
Meryl Streep in “Julie & Julia”

Best Supporting Actor
Matt Damon in “Invictus”
Woody Harrelson in “The Messenger”
Christopher Plummer in “The Last Station”
Stanley Tucci in “The Lovely Bones”
Christoph Waltz in “Inglourious Basterds”

Best Supporting Actress
Penélope Cruz in “Nine”
Vera Farmiga in “Up in the Air”
Maggie Gyllenhaal in “Crazy Heart”
Anna Kendrick in “Up in the Air”
Mo’Nique in “Precious: Based on the Novel ‘Push’ by Sapphire”

Best Animated Feature
“Coraline”
“Fantastic Mr. Fox”
“The Princess and the Frog”
“The Secret of Kells”
“Up”

Writing (Adapted Screenplay)
Neill Blomkamp and Terri Tatchell, “District 9”
Nick Hornby, “An Education”
Jesse Armstrong, Simon Blackwell, Armando Iannucci, Tony Roche, “In the Loop”
Geoffrey Fletcher, “Precious: Based on the Novel ‘Push’ by Sapphire”
Jason Reitman and Sheldon Turner, “Up in the Air”

Writing (Original Screenplay)
Mark Boal, “The Hurt Locker”
Quentin Tarantino, “Inglourious Basterds”
Alessandro Camon & Oren Moverman, “The Messenger”
Joel Coen & Ethan Coen, “A Serious Man”
Bob Peterson and Pete Docter,  “Up”

Best Director
James Cameron, “Avatar”
Kathryn Bigelow, “The Hurt Locker”
Quentin Tarantino, “Inglourious Basterds”
Lee Daniels, “Precious: Based on the Novel ‘Push’ by Sapphire”
Jason Reitman, “Up in the Air”

Best Picture
“Avatar”
“The Blind Side”
“District 9”
“An Education”
“The Hurt Locker”
“Inglourious Basterds”
“Precious: Based on the Novel ‘Push’ by Sapphire”
“A Serious Man”
“Up”
“Up in the Air”

Art Direction
“Avatar”
“The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus”
“Nine”
“Sherlock Holmes”
“The Young Victoria”

Cinematography
“Avatar”
“Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince”
“The Hurt Locker”
“Inglourious Basterds”
“The White Ribbon”

Costume Design
“Bright Star”
“Coco Before Chanel”
“The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus”
“Nine”
“The Young Victoria”

Documentary (Feature)
“Burma VJ”
“The Cove”
“Food, Inc.”
“The Most Dangerous Man in America: Daniel Ellsberg and the Pentagon Papers”
“Which Way Home”

Documentary (Short Subject)
“China’s Unnatural Disaster: The Tears of Sichuan Province”
“The Last Campaign of Governor Booth Gardner”
“The Last Truck: Closing of a GM Plant”
“Music by Prudence”
“Rabbit à la Berlin”

Film Editing
“Avatar”
“District 9”
“The Hurt Locker”
“Inglourious Basterds”
“Precious: Based on the Novel ‘Push’ by Sapphire”

Foreign Language Film
“Ajami” Israel
“El Secreto de Sus Ojos” Argentina
“The Milk of Sorrow” Peru
“Un Prophète” France
“The White Ribbon” Germany

Makeup
“Il Divo”
“Star Trek”
“The Young Victoria”

Music (Original Score)
“Avatar” James Horner
“Fantastic Mr. Fox” Alexandre Desplat
“The Hurt Locker” Marco Beltrami and Buck Sanders
“Sherlock Holmes” Hans Zimmer
“Up” Michael Giacchino

Music (Original Song)
“Almost There” from “The Princess and the Frog” Music and Lyric by Randy Newman
“Down in New Orleans” from “The Princess and the Frog” Music and Lyric by Randy Newman
“Loin de Paname” from “Paris 36” Music by Reinhardt Wagner Lyric by Frank Thomas
“Take It All” from “Nine” Music and Lyric by Maury Yeston
“The Weary Kind (Theme from Crazy Heart)” from “Crazy Heart” Music and Lyric by Ryan Bingham and T Bone Burnett

Short Film (Animated)
“French Roast”
“Granny O’Grimm’s Sleeping Beauty”
“The Lady and the Reaper (La Dama y la Muerte)”
“Logorama”
“A Matter of Loaf and Death”

Short Film (Live Action)
“The Door”
“Instead of Abracadabra”
“Kavi”
“Miracle Fish”
“The New Tenants”

Sound Editing
“Avatar”
“The Hurt Locker”
“Inglourious Basterds”
“Star Trek”
“Up”

Sound Mixing
“Avatar”
“The Hurt Locker”
“Inglourious Basterds”
“Star Trek”
“Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen”

Visual Effects
“Avatar”
“District 9”
“Star Trek”

How to Do the Sundance

Once again, not a cool kid, didn’t go to the Sundance Film Festival. But I did read all about the movies getting the buzz. Actually, I think my favorite part is perusing the pics from the Entertainment Weekly photo booth. I love how everyone looks like they’re having a blast, letting loose and hamming it up. Actors.

Here are the films that tickle my fancy:

Winter’s Bone: The Grand Jury prize winner about a teenage girl’s coming-of-age in the rural Ozarks, as she hunts down her drug-dealing father while trying to keep her family intact. Cast is mostly unknowns, which adds to the appeal.

Happythankyoumoreplease: One of the Audience Award winners. It’s another quirky take on the romantic comedy, a la (500) Days of Summer, and starring Kata Mara, Malin Akerman and Richard Jenkins.

Sympathy for Delicious: Actor Mark Ruffalo’s directorial debut about a paralyzed DJ with the power to heal others but not himself. Stars Ruffalo, Orlando Bloom, Juliette Lewis and newcomer Christopher Thornton as the DJ.

3 Backyards: The story of three people from the same suburban town during the course of one curious autumn day, starring Edie Falco, Embeth Davidtz and Elias Koteas.

Blue Valentine: This drama charts the rise and fall of a marriage between a young couple, played by Ryan Gosling and Michelle Williams.

Cyrus: A comedy about a divorced guy who meets the woman of his dreams – except her adult son still lives with her. The cast is what gets me: John C. Reilly, Catherine Keener, Jonah Hill and Marisa Tomei. Definitely can’t wait for this one.

Douchebag: I also like the sounds of this one, too. On the verge of getting married, a guy escorts his younger brother on a wild goose chase to find the brother’s fifth grade girlfriend. Again, all unknowns in the cast, but it sounds hilariously poignant.

The Dry Land: This drama is about a U.S. soldier returning home from war struggles to reconcile his experiences abroad with the life and family he left in Texas. Stars America Ferrara, Wilmer Valderrama, Jason Ritter and Melissa Leo

Mother and Child: A drama centered around three women: A 50-year-old woman, the daughter she gave up for adoption 35 years ago, and an African American woman looking to adopt a child of her own. Stars Naomi Watts, Samuel L. Jackson, Annette Bening, Kerry Washington, Jimmy Smits and a bunch more.

Holy Rollers: Even though it stars Jesse Eisenberg, Justin Bartha and Ari Graynor, it’s not a comedy. Action takes place in Brooklyn, where a youth from an Orthodox Jewish community is lured into becoming an Ecstasy dealer by his pal who has ties to an Israel drug cartel.

The Kids Are All Right: Two children conceived by artificial insemination bring their birth father into their family life. Stars Julianne Moore, Mark Ruffalo, Mia Wasikowska and Josh Hutcherson.

Look for several of these coming to your theater soon. One hopes.

How to Predict the Oscar Nominations

OK, I’ve pontificated and prognosticated enough over the last few months to the point of ad nauseum, but I think my picks for the Academy Award nominations are fairly accurate. I have to say, this is probably the easiest time predicting the noms I’ve ever had, even WITH the 10 Best Picture nods. For some reason, it’s all very clear – and I’m sure I’m not the only Oscar watcher who feels that way. So, without further ado, here’s what I predict:

Best Actor
Jeff Bridges, “Crazy Heart”
George Clooney, “Up in the Air”
Colin Firth, “A Single Man”
Morgan Freeman, “Invictus”
Jeremy Renner, “The Hurt Locker”

The why: The top four are a lock, leaving that fifth spot slightly open. I say slightly, because with the run The Hurt Locker has been having, it’d be a crime not to nominate Renner.

Best Actress
Sandra Bullock, “The Blind Side”
Helen Mirren, “The Last Station”
Carey Mulligan, “An Education”
Gabourey Sidibe, “Precious”
Meryl Streep, “Julie & Julia”

The why: I can’t think of any surprises in this category. None whatsoever.

Best Supporting Actor
Matt Damon, “Invictus”
Woody Harrelson, “The Messenger”
Christopher Plummer, “The Last Station”
Stanley Tucci, “The Lovely Bones”
Christoph Waltz, “Inglourious Basterds”

The why: Again, a nearly rock solid list. Although, one of the bloggers on Cinematical.com picked Christian McKay, the Orson Welles in Me and Orson Welles, as the fifth slot holder. Hmmm, haven’t heard much on this guy, but the BFCA, Chicago Film Critics and BAFTAs all nominated him. Not the SAGs or Golden Globes, though, so I’m confident with my Christopher Plummer choice.

Best Supporting Actress
Vera Farmiga, “Up in the Air”
Anna Kendrick, “Up in the Air”
Diane Kruger, “Inglourious Basterds”
Mo’nique, “Precious”
Julianne Moore, “A Single Man”

The why: Now that Nine and Penelope Cruz are most likely out of the race, that gives SAG nominee Diane Kruger the upper hand. I’ll laugh, though, if Cruz sneaks in anyway. The supporting categories usually throw in a surprise on me.

Best Director
Kathryn Bigelow, “The Hurt Locker”
James Cameron, “Avatar”
Clint Eastwood, “Invictus”
Jason Ritter, “Up in the Air”
Quentin Tarantino, “Inglourious Basterds”

The why: They are nominating 10 Best Pics, but of course we still have to narrow down the directors to just five. Bigelow, Cameron, Taratino and Ritter are all in like flint, leaving, again, the fifth slot. Pete Docter could easily make the cut for Up, as could Lee Daniels for Precious and Lone Scherfig for An Education. But my feeling is they’ll go with Eastwood because, well, he’s Clint Eastwood: Academy Awards darling.

Best Original Screenplay
Mark Boal, “The Hurt Locker”
Joel and Ethan Coen, “A Serious Man”
Pete Docter and Bob Peterson, “Up”
Scott Neustatder and Michael H. Weber, “(500) Days of Summer”
Quentin Tarantino “Inglourious Basterds”

The why: There weren’t as many quality original screenplays as they were adapted this year. In fact, the only other screenplay that might take a spot would be Nancy Meyers’ It’s Complicated. I’m thinking (500) Days of Summer has the edge.

Best Adapted Screenplay
Wes Anderson and Noah Baumbach, “Fantastic Mr. Fox”
Geoffrey Fletcher, “Precious: Based on the Novel ‘Push’ by Sapphire”
Tom Ford, “A Single Man”
Nick Hornby, “An Education”
Jason Ritter and Sheldon Turner, “Up in the Air”

The why: Like I said, there are more great scripts to choose from in this category. Precious, An Education and Up in the Air are shoo-ins, but the other two spots are up for grabs. I also considered Neill Blomkamp and Terri Tatchell’s District 9, Nora Ephron’s Julie & Julia and heck, even Roberto Orci and Alex Kurtzman’s Star Trek (it could happen, you never know). I finally settled on Fantastic Mr. Fox, because it really is very clever, and A Single Man, for its poignancy.

Best Animated Feature
“Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs”
“Coraline”
“Fantastic Mr. Fox”
“The Princess and the Frog”
“Up”

The why: I’ve said it before, it was a banner year for animated films, but these five were definitely the best.

Best Picture
“An Education”
“Avatar”
“District 9”
“The Hangover”
“The Hurt Locker”
“Inglourious Basterds”
“Invictus”
“Precious”
“Up”
“Up in the Air”

The why: And last, but not least, the all-important and expanded Best Picture list. According to The Envelope blogger Pete Hammond, choosing 10 nominees has been a daunting task for the Academy voters, but I agree with AwardsPicks’ Phil Wallace – how hard can it be? I’ve vacillated a bit with my list, but I’ve now included what might be a surprise entry The Hangover, because it won the Golden Globe – and District 9, which I’ve always supported. Others that might sneak in: The Messenger, A Serious Man, A Single Man, The Last Station, It’s Complicated or yes, perhaps even Star Trek. Let’s see how many I get right.