How to Watch: ‘Everest’

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Step 1: Catch your breath. Everest is a true story about a climbing expedition in 1996 that goes horribly wrong, and while the film does all the right things to deliver a thrilling experience, it also tries to answer the question: Why go in the first place?

Step 2: Give Everest the hashtag #RichWhitePeopleProblems. The film follows a group of mostly white, generally affluent thrill-seekers who see the formidable Mt. Everest as something that has to be conquered. Never mind the fact that it’s the tallest, most treacherous peak in the world – a place where a human can barely survive. It’s freaking sub-freezing; there’s avalanches and breaking ice shelves; and most importantly, you literally cannot breathe because at Everest’s summit – as expedition leader Rob Hall (Jason Clarke) tells us – it’s like being outside a 747 at its cruising altitude. For me, it’s a head-scratcher, but for those eager to do it, those odds are just like posting a big “Climb Me” sign. They trek to Nepal to face the great mountain time and time again… and many of them die trying to reach the top.

Step 3: Emphasize your point: In 1996, Hall, a New Zealander with a struggling mountain climbing business, took an expedition to Everest. Some of the clients were there for a second time, like Doug Hansen (John Hawkes), a kindly school teacher who raised funds so he could return since he failed to reach the summit the first time around, and millionaire Beck Weathers (Josh Brolin), an adrenaline junkie just there for the ride. Also joining the group was journalist Jon Krakauer (Michael Kelly), who was there to write a feature story about Hall’s Adventure Consultants. Hall succeeded in getting his high-paying customers to the top, but things took a turn for the very worse when a freak and deadly rogue storm swept over them as they started their descent and many lives were lost (we won’t say who here, but if you know the real story, you know who dies).

Step 4: Explain the why. Survivor Krakauer, who wrote the best-selling book Into Thin Air about the ordeal, asks in the film the all-important question of why. Why be there, facing these tremendous odds? Why risk your life when it’s not necessary to do so? Most of them just say, “’Cause it’s there‘” but only Hansen has a legit answer: Because he wants to show his kids that if you really want to achieve a goal, you should stop at nothing to do it. Okay, being a hero to your kids is admirable, but don’t you think he could have done it a less dangerous way? Just sayin’…

Step 5: Recognize the frustration. Everest also shows how the mountain’s popularity and Nepal’s need for tourism sends hundreds of thrill-seekers to the area each year. The crowding erodes the already unstable terrain, and the trails crafted by experts with proper ropes and equipment become worn. It also creates competition between rival adventure companies. Jake Gyllenhaal plays Scott Fischer, the owner of another expedition business, who is, for all intents and purposes, in a race with Rob Hall to see who can reach the top first. This kind of reckless environment, coupled with the fact that they have to give their clients what they want or they’ll go under, leads both Hall and Fischer into making some pretty bad decisions in critical moments. It’s frustrating to watch, especially since you know what’s about to happen.

Step 6: Try to find someone to root for. The performances are all adequate. Clarke and Brolin actually scaled other mountains in preparation, so they could really understand the mentality, and it works to their advantage. As for character development, however, there isn’t much, and it’s a definite flaw in the film. There is really no one you feel connected to – except maybe Clarke’s Hall, who was expecting his first child with his wife (played by Keira Knightley, nailing a New Zealand accent). But when Hall makes those choices that go against everything he knows as an expert climber, you don’t feel sorry for him when it goes awry. One standout is Emma Watson as Helen Wilton, Hall’s main person at the base. As it looks dire for her boss, the accomplished actress shows it all on her face.

Step 7: At least marvel at the mountain. The real hero of Everest is action director Baltasar Kormákur (2 Guns, Contraband). Much of the film was shot in Nepal, including the real Everest’s base camp, but the most dangerous moments were actually filmed in the Italian Alps. Guess it would be really difficult to make a movie on the actual Mt. Everest, but Kormákur makes you feel like you are right there, gasping for breath and cursing your stupid guide for not making you turn back when you had the chance. Everest stuns with its spectacular visuals and snowy vistas, and has you holding onto your seat when the harrowing action gets intense. Watching Everest is about the only way you’d ever get me to scale a big-ass mountain.

How to Interview: Talking “Cooties” and Chicken Nuggets

In the new horror comedy Cooties, one seriously contaminated chicken nugget makes it way to an elementary school cafeteria in middle-town USA, and after an unfortunate little girl eats said disgusting nugget, she suddenly isn’t quite herself. No, instead she turns into a flesh-eating little monster, infecting her fellow classmates with “cooties,” and turning them all into rampaging zombies.

Now, it’s left to the poor hapless teachers (Alison Pill, Elijah Wood, Jack McBrayer, Rainn Wilson, Leigh Whannell, Nasim Pedrad), to figure out what’s happening and escape the school grounds before they become the next lunch meat.

ScreenPicks had fun talking with Pill, Wood and McBrayer about those days when chicken nuggets and McDonald’s Playlands ruled and how they dealt with cooties on the playground.

Make sure to check out the hilarious Cooties, now playing in select theaters and on VOD!

Fall Movies 2015: 10 Films to Look Forward To

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As the summer season comes to a close, we can now look forward to the fall movie season, which typically combines big flicks (Star Wars: The Force Awakens anyone?) with those films getting their Oscar buzz on.

Here’s a list of 10 films you shouldn’t miss (in order of release date):

The Martian (Oct. 2)

Who: Matt Damon, Jessica Chastain, Chiwitel Ejiofor, Jeff Daniels; directed by Ridley Scott

What: Damon plays an astronaut stranded on Mars after being left for dead and as he finds ways to survive and let Earth know he’s still alive, the peeps at NASA rush to rescue him before its too late.

Why: Ridley Scott in space always works, plus Matt Damon’s quippy delivery of lines like, “I’m going to have to science the shit out of this,” just makes it more entertaining.

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