Monthly Archive for July, 2009

How to Interview: Ashley Tisdale

Aliens in the AtticLike a big bean-bag doll. Seriously, that’s how Ashley Tisdale describes the little CGI aliens she had to work with making her latest family comedy, Aliens in the Attic, in which she plays one of a group of kids, who must protect their vacation home from invading aliens . I got a chance to speak Ms. Tisdale recently, as she discusses said aliens, her childhood fears in her house – and her guilty pleasures.

Step 1: Play with a CGI “stuffy”
“We didn’t really use a lot of green screen but we did have a green “stuffy.” It’s a kind of bean-bag doll. That was the alien, and they would just move it around and we’d react to that [laughs]. I was only there five weeks because I had to come back to do High School Musical 3. And since [the other kids] were all younger and not allowed to work, I’d be shooting at 2 am and having to react by looking at the crew members. I was a little nervous about that.”

Step 2: Fear not the attic – but the BASEMENT
“I had a basement cause I grew up in New Jersey, and I thought Chuckie was down there. My friend at 7-years-old says, ‘Let’s watch Child’s Play.’ I thought it was a doll movie, a good movie. So after that I was scared, so scared and I wouldn’t go down there because I thought maybe he was roaming around down there.”

Aliens in the AtticStep 3: Get the boyfriend stamp of approval from Dad
“Oh yeah, I can’t date anyone unless I bring them home to meet my dad first. Very overprotective. But I like that part in the movie in which Bethany kind sees her boyfriend’s true colors and sticks up for her family. I always want my parents to be proud of me and approve of who I’m with.”

Step 4: Go ahead and have it all
“I’m pretty creative and kind of a workaholic, so I like to do a lot of different things. I want a really long career, acting and my music. And also producing. I have many ideas that I’d like to watch, and not necessarily what I’d want to be in. So I get together with my producing partner and we get to create it and it’s a different experience for me. Right now I have a reality show that E! is looking at. I can’t really talk about it yet since it’s not picked up, but it’s fun. I’m not in it though.”

Step 5: Don’t take yourself too seriously
“I laugh at myself all time; I don’t sweat the small stuff. But I am very driven, ever since a young age. I credit my mother for that. I’ve always looked up to her because she’s very confident and has always taught me to believe. Don’t quit and go for your dreams. With hard work and drive, you can definitely get there. Even though I’ve been doing this for awhile, with the TV shows and High School Musical, I still feel like my career has just begun. I want to keep learning and honing my craft.

Aliens in the AtticStep 6: But take her music seriously. Please.
“The balancing [between music and acting] isn’t the challenge, but the challenge is people taking me seriously for my music. They are two separate things to me. I’ve grown up with musical theater my whole life so music has always been something that’s part of my life. My second album Guilty Pleasures, which comes out July 28, is who I am. There’s a lot of break up songs [laughs]. But I’m hoping I’ll be YOUR guilty pleasure.” Wink, wink.

Step 7: HER guilty pleasures
“Alien movies [natch] and coffee. Oh, and I like designer handbags, too.

Step 8: OK, we’ll bite … What alien movies?
Close Encounters, E.T. Oh, Signs, too. That one freaked me out.

Oh hell yeah, totally agree. Signs completely creeped me out, but I don’t think Aliens in the Attic is going to elicit the same response.

How to Be a “Fantastic Mr. Fox”

If you’re a clever fox, have director Wes Anderson guide you. Here’s the newest trailer to his upcoming animated flick Fantastic Mr. Fox, in which a cool-cat Mr. Fox (voiced by George Clooney, the coolest cat there is), his lovely wife (voiced by the seductive Meryl Streep) and a few other animals (with voices from Anderson’s regular posse, including Bill Murray, Owen Wilson and Jason Schwartzman) have to fight off big, bad humans. Watch …

Cinematical describes it as a “Roald Dahl’s story with Wes Anderson’s style.” From the looks of it, I must agree. Huge fan of Anderson, HUGE! Ever since Bottle Rocket. I’ve even loved his problem films, such as Life Aquatic and Darjeeling Limited. And now, I await eagerly for Fantastic Mr. Fox‘s Nov. 13 debut.

How to Cast: Jennifer Aniston

jennifer_anistonIn yet ANOTHER romantic comedy, what else? Aniston’s set to star in Pumas, a story which, Variety reports, centers on two 30+ women (one being Jen, of course) who like to go cougaring for young guys and take a French skiing vacation to explore this habit — except it doesn’t quite go as planned. What, they end up marrying 70-year-old men instead?  Jen, please make it stop.

Then there’s Charlize Theron. She’s going out there to right the wrongs done to women in the Middle East. According to Variety, Theron will produce and star in Florence of Arabia, playing a State Dept. worker who — after her friend marries a prince and gets beheaded — fights for women’s rights in a fictional Middle Eastern country by creating a women’s TV network. Apparently this is based on a book that is far more satirical than serious. I’d be into that.

How to Re-Cast a “Twilight” Vampire

twilight victoria comboIt would be nice to clear it with the original actor first. Summit Entertainment, however, did not follow this advice. They decided to hire Bryce Dallas Howard to replace Rachelle Lefevre as the Bella-hating vampire Victoria in the third Twilight installment, The Twilight Saga: Eclipse. Summit says it was because of scheduling conflicts with Lefevre; she had apparently taken a role in the indie Barney’s Version. But today Lefevre’s made her own statement, via E! Online:

“I was stunned by Summit’s decision to recast the role of Victoria for Eclipse. I was fully committed to the Twilight saga, and to the portrayal of Victoria. I turned down several other film opportunities and, in accordance with my contractual rights, accepted only roles that would involve very short shooting schedules.

“My commitment to Barney’s Version is only 10 days. Summit picked up my option for Eclipse. Although the production schedule for Eclipse is over three months long, Summit said they had a conflict during those 10 days and would not accommodate me. Given the length of filming for Eclipse, never did I fathom I would lose the role over a 10-day overlap. I was happy with my contract with Summit and was fully prepared to continue to honor it. Summit chose simply to recast the part.

“I am greatly saddened that I will not get to complete my portrayal of Victoria for the Twilight audience. This is a story, a theatrical journey and a character that I truly love and about which I am very passionate. I will be forever grateful to the fan support and loyalty I’ve received since being cast for this role, and I am hurt deeply by Summit’s surprising decision to move on without me. I wish the cast and crew of Eclipse only the very best.”

Yikes. The E! Online story goes on to explain that according to sources, Summit was looking for ways to cut costs and when this opportunity with Lefevre arose, they went for the path of least resistance. Hmmm, methinks something’s afoot.

How “Tron: Legacy” Titillates

Just watch this:

Yesssss, this sequel to a 27-year-old movie — which when released in 1982 was way ahead of its time — does indeed look extremely cool, with Jeff Bridges reprising his original role. Well, sort of. This footage was a big hit at Comic-Con over the weekend, where they announced the film’s official title: Tron: Legacy and hosted a panel with Bridges and the new young stars Garrett Hedlund and Olivia Wilde, plus the new director (Joseph Kosinski) and old Tron director (Steven Lisberger).

This actually makes me want to watch the first Tron, like, right now.

How to Take a “Swan” Dive

portman_kunisIf you are Mila Kunis, play Natalie Portman’s nemesis. According to the Hollywood Reporter, Kunis is in talks to co-star with Portman in Darren Aronofsky’s supernatural drama Black Swan, a movie about a talented ballerina (Portman) who is tormented by a rival named Lilly (Kunis), who might or might not be a figment of the dancer’s imagination. All I know is getting these two actresses together onscreen could create some serious steam.

Thank goodness Kunis has moved on from her annoying character in That ’70s Show and proved she had some real comic timing — and adorable behavior — in Forgetting Sarah Marshall. Now, of course, she’ll have to make sense of Aronofsky’s weird sensibilities.

How to Be Toast of the “Town”

state-of-play3For Ben Affleck, that means starring in and directing the romantic crime thriller The Town. According to The Hollywood Reporter, The Town follows the relationship between a bank manager (Vicky Cristina Barcelona‘s Rebecca Hall), the career criminal (Affleck) who stole her heart and is trying to go straight to win her, and the dedicated FBI agent (Mad Men‘s Jon Hamm) trying to bust the crook and his gang.

Ever since Gone Baby Gone, I have a whole new respect for Affleck as a director; he totally nailed it with Gone‘s very dark subject matter, and I thought, “Finally, Ben has found his niche.” Because, you know, I worry about him and all the poor choices he has made in his career. So, this new film from him has got me just a wee bit excited to see if I was right about the boy.

How to Make Cash: Guinea Pigs Over Wizards

gforce02I nearly did a spit take when I read G-Force beat Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince at the box office this weekend. Seriously? Then again, I guess I shouldn’t underestimate the power of a kid movie – even one about Special Ops guinea pigs – to be an alternative activity on a hot summer day. Personally, though, given the choices of new movies this weekend, I’d have seen Half-Blood Prince again.

Here’s the top five at the box office this weekend:

1. NEW! G-Force (Buena Vista) – $32.1 mil; 3,697 theaters; $8,697 PT
2. Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince (Warner Bros.) – $30 mil; 4,325 theaters; $6,936 PT; $221.8 mil cume
3. NEW! The Ugly Truth (Sony) – $27 mil; 2,882 theaters; $9,368 PT
4. NEW! Orphan (Warner Bros.) $12.7 mil; 2,750 theaters; $4,644 PT
5. Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs (Fox) – $8.2 mil; 3,300 theaters; $2,485 PT; $171.2 mil cume

Newcomers The Ugly Truth and Orphan also managed to snag a few coins, but overall the box office was down, which makes sense since summer is nearly at its end, as far as big action blockbusters go. The only thing left is G.I. Joe, which opens Aug. 7.

This coming weekend we’ve got another kid flick Aliens in the Attic, with Ashley Tisdale fighting mini-E.T.s, and another horror film The Collector. But my bet is on the Judd Apatow/Adam Sandler collaboration Funny People, which will most likely win, if not win big.

How to Watch: “G-Force”

00020885Step 1: Blame it on Alvin and the Chipmunks. Cute, furry – and talking – CGI rodents are apparently now the rage, much to the chagrin of anyone over 12.

Step 2: Be a little embarrassed about having to take your kids to a movie about guinea pigs who not only talk but have also been trained in FBI special ops. There’s Darwin (voiced by Sam Rockwell), the fearless leader; Blaster (voiced by Tracy Morgan), the demolitions expert; Juarez (voiced by Penelope Cruz), the tough lone female; and Speckles (voiced by Nicolas Cage), a mole and the team’s computer whiz. They’ve been trained by human Ben (Zack Galifianakis), a sort of mad scientist-type employed by the FBI. Except the Bureau thinks Ben and his friends are all a joke – until the little rodents prove their worth and save the world. What else?

G-FORCEStep 3: Scratch your head on how G-Force got the cast they got. Penelope Cruz? Nicolas Cage? Sam Rockwell? I suppose I could see Cage and Cruz doing this. Certainly Tracy Morgan. Even Steve Buscemi, who voices a surly hamster. But Sam bloody ROCKWELL? He’s the dude who does cool indie movies like Moon and Choke or high-brow Oscar fare like Frost/Nixon. I just have to wonder what they said to convince him to do this. Maybe he has kids and they begged him to voice a guinea pig. What about Galifianakis, who HAD been gaining some serious comedy cred with his turn in this summer’s surprise hit The Hangover? This might set him back a bit. Oh, who the hell knows. They probably either did it for money or for the children in their lives.

Step 4: Realize this isn’t for you but for the younger set. Most likely G-Force will do for guinea pigs what Beverly Hills Chihuahua did for Chihuahuas. I predict pet stores will run out of furry little fellers, as kids beg their parents to get them one. Even the film addresses this, as two siblings take home the displaced Blaster and Juarez and basically torment them. Parents should advise their children against putting lipstick on their guinea pigs or strapping them to toy cars and shooting them off across the floor. It’s supposed to be funny but looked like animal cruelty to me.

Level of difficulty in watching G-Force: Sigh. For kids, probably pretty easy. For us adults, tortuously laborious.

How to Watch: “Orphan”

large_orphan-movie-review-vera-farmiga-isabelle-fuhrmanStep 1: Don’t be afraid. Horror movies about creepy kids can be frightening – just not in Orphan.

Step 2: And don’t let an eerie orphaned child – who seems like a perfect little girl but who is secretly harboring some serious anger issues – into your home. It’s basic horror 101. Has John and Kate Coleman (Peter Sarsgaard and Vera Farmiga) ever watched The Bad Seed, for heaven’s sakes?  It would have helped them in making their decision to adopt Esther (Isabelle Furhman), a 9-year-old Russian girl, who loves to wear old-fashioned dresses and ribbons around her neck. Everything’s hunky dory for about five minutes, until the cracks begin to show, and Esther starts terrorizing the Coleman’s other children and driving recovering alcoholic Kate back to the drink, all while making goo-goo eyes at John. I mean, I would love to tell you the twist to Orphan, on why Esther is what she is, because it makes it all that more ridiculous – but I wouldn’t want to spoil it.

rhoda-teh-bad-seedStep 3:
Seriously, watch the 1956 The Bad Seed to see how this kind of story is done correctly. It’s an older movie, yes, but one of the best movies about a evil sociopathic kid. That, and The Omen.  At least young Furhman does her best, evil looks, screaming fits and all.

Step 4: If you must see Orphan, concentrate more on the adults. Sarsgaard and Farmiga make a convincing couple dealing with some pretty f’ed up issues in their marriage, including the stillborn death of their third child (and the impetus to adopt another one), said alcoholism and past infidelities. If maybe the movie simply focused on their family, working through their tragedies and wrestling with the idea of adopting another child, it would have been better. But of course that would be an indie drama instead of a mediocre horror flick with the tagline “There’s something wrong with Esther.”

Level of difficulty in watching Orphan: Moderate. There’s a few redeeming qualities but overall, this cliched thriller unjustly gives adoption a bad name.