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How to Watch: “Legion”

Step 1: End of the world much? As yet ANOTHER twist on the apocalypse, Legion could have done with a lot less pontificating and much more action to mask the muddled plot.

Step 2: First thing first: Don’t tick off God. If Legion teaches us humans anything, it’s that we should learn to keep the peace as to not incur the wrath of You Know Who. In this scenario, he has grown tired of our “bullshit” and sends his army of warrior angels to wipe out the mass pop – who, by the way, are not the beautiful, white beings we expect but rather more demonic in nature, possessing the people of Earth to do their destructive bidding. There’s one archangel, however, who still has faith in mankind, who, in fact, has always had faith in mankind: Michael (Paul Bettany). He defies direct orders and comes down to Earth to protect what’s left of the humans, which basically boils down to a small group trapped in a desert diner. Actually, Michael is really only concerned about saving the life of the diner’s waitress, Charlie (Adrianne Palicki), eight-months pregnant with a child who “is humanity’s only hope.” The how and why isn’t made very clear. Neither is anything else, for that matter.

Step 3: A solid cast does help – a little. Of the group we come to know, there’s the diner owners Bob (Dennis Quaid) and Percy (Charles S. Dutton); Bob’s kind-hearted son Jeep (Lucas Black), who has a thing for Charlie and would be willing to take care of her, even if the baby isn’t his; a well-heeled suburban couple (Jon Tenney and Kate Walsh), whose car broke down, and their wayward teenage daughter (Willa Holland); plus a guy (Tyrese Gibson) on his way to L.A. These are the ones who stand around jabbering, awaiting the doom and gloom coming their way. And wait. And wait. Bettany thankfully commands the screen AND kicks ass as Michael (and I just sat their wondering if he smelled like chocolate chip cookies, like he did in that other movie about him, Michael). And things definitely take off when his brother and fellow archangel Gabriel (Lost‘s Kevin Durand), God’s most faithful messenger, arrives about three-quarters of the way through to do what Michael refuses to do. At least, there’s a good fight scene between the two powerhouses.

Step 4: In this case, less shouldn’t necessarily be more. Writer/director Scott Stewart (Priest) obviously wants to build the tension of this impending epic confrontation, but in doing so, sort of misses the point of making a supernatural thriller of this nature. You gotta show stuff blowing up or at least give a glimpse at how the angels are exterminating the human race besides just swarms of flies and the lights going out in L.A. There really needs to be something more exciting than all the cheesy and all-important pages of dialogue the characters have to get through. And where is Lucifer, the fallen archangel? Would have been awesome if he showed up just as Michael and Gabriel started to tussle, don’t you think? I swear, I should be writing these things. Maybe someday, when I can get my butt out of the movie theater.

Level of difficulty in watching Legion: Moderate. What’s more disturbing is that with Legion and The Book of Eli, someone might be trying to tell us something.

How to Watch: “The Book of Eli”

Step 1: Don’t sugar-coat it, Hughes brothers. Tell us how you really feel about spreading the Word after the world’s been blown up by nuclear war. Let’s just say, this adrenaline-fueled cross between The Road Warrior and The Ten Commandments gets a tad heavy-handed at times.

Step 2: If you must go with faith, then get Denzel Washington to play your kick-ass prophet. The Book of Eli looks at a post-apocalyptic world in dire need of salvation. Washington plays Eli, a survivor of the horrible war, who 30 years later, has been trekking West with a sacred book in his possession. He is on a path, as it were, and those who might stand in his way suffer his great wrath, as he smites them mightily with his big-ass machete. Trust me, the ones who are unfortunately on the sharp end of the stick deserve what they get, because this bleak landscape breeds lawless, cannibalistic bad guys. Washington looks good as the action hero again, kind of on par with his turn in Man on Fire, adding gravitas to whatever action unfolds. He’s just one cool dude on a mission.

Step 3: Then hire Gary Oldman to play your false prophet. The actor does a villain like it’s nobody’s business, and in Eli, he’s Carnegie, the leader of a small, makeshift town in the desert, desperate to get his hands on this precious book. He remembers it’s power, and he feels if he can read from it, he will be able to control the rest of the townsfolk with it, as well as other towns, too. So when Eli shows up in the town, carrying the very thing Carnegie has been searching for … well, he’s pleased. Of course, it’ll be over Eli’s cold dead body before he gives it up, something Carnegie would be happy to arrange if it weren’t for the fact Eli escapes – with the town’s lovely bartender Solara (Milas Kunis) in tow. She has only known life after the war, and Eli intrigues her; she wants to learn from Eli and read his book. I’m hoping at this point, you know what the “book” is.

Step 4: Cast other people, too. Jennifer Beals as a blind woman, trapped by Carnegie; Ray Stevenson as Carnegie’s main henchman; Malcolm McDowell, Tom Waits and Harry Potter alums Michael Gambon and Frances de la Tour in well-placed cameos. Only Kunis seems out of place in this serious action milieu. She’s much better suited for Forgetting Sarah Marshall-type comedy, and unfortunately distracting here.

Step 5: Follow along with the Hughes vision. Book of Eli is the first film the brothers, Albert and Allen, have directed together since their 2001 From Hell. Their talent remains obvious, with Eli‘s black, white – and some splashes of color – aptly conveying the mass destruction. And they certainly understand what it takes to make a compelling blood-and-guts actioner, especially with Denzel at their disposal. Screenwriter Gary Whitta also kicks it old school with the end of the world simply being a nuclear war – you know, rather than global warming or plague or whatever.  Oh, and apparently, cats, birds and roaches are about the only animals that have survived. Poor cats – they get the raw end of the deal once again. I guess my main qualm is the juxtaposition of all the action with this deep religious message. With something like Book of Eli, the two just don’t seem to fit together as well, so by the time you get to the end’s twist – and there is one – it falls a bit flat instead of being inspired, as I’m sure they intended it to be.

Level of difficulty in watching The Book of Eli: For most of it, you’re gripping your seat. Then you’re scratching your head.

How to Watch: “The Road”

theroadfirstphotoStep 1: Do a nice job adapting a novel for the big screen. Carved almost verbatim from Cormac McCarthy’s compelling novel, The Road is a depressing, gut-wrenching journey that is strangely uplifting at its core.

Step 2: Find hope in the most dire of situations. The Road is one of those post-apocalyptic stories in which there are no Terminators, Mad Maxes or zombies, no good and evil forces divvying up the surviving population, no giant ark to save humanity. The Road is more about the reality of the situation. It’s about what survivors of some global catastrophe might do to stave off starvation and protect themselves from the elements. Some of those people might resort to horrible things to survive – and some might try to maintain life as they used to know it. In the later scenario, we meet a father (Viggo Mortensen) and his young son (Kodi Smit-McPhee), who are just trying to get to a place where they can feel safe. Not the most cheerful of movies to watch, it is still affecting in a positive way – that maybe if it all goes to hell, some semblance of humanity will survive.

Step 3: Admire what looks to be very hard-to-do performances. From my interview with Mr. Mortensen, it is clear he and Smit-McPhee suffered for their art, playing out their scenes in the wet, cold outdoors. Mortensen even jumps naked into the freezing cold ocean at one point. Maybe they were taking the Method acting too far, but it sure does give their father-son relationship authenticity, which is the only way to get through this film. You’re invested from the beginning because these two have such a bond; you really want it to work out for them. Wouldn’t be surprised if Mortensen sees another Oscar nomination. Charlize Theron also makes a memorable cameo as the mother, who chooses another path for herself. She’s only onscreen for a brief time, told in flashbacks (much like the character was in the book), but she leaves an indelible impression. Also good in cameos are Robert Duvall and Guy Pearce – if you can spot them.

Step 4: Speaking of authenticity, make this sucker look REAL. Director John Hillcoat (The Proposition) paints a very grim picture indeed, but does so with real devastation, rather than manufactured. Shot mostly in Pennsylvania, some in Oregon and Washington State and a little in New Orleans, Hillcoat captures both natural and man-made destruction. Let’s just say, you won’t see part of the Statue of Liberty sticking up in the sand. And it really does follow the book very closely, which I can see might be a problem if you’ve read it. Again, I’d have to refer to Mortensen’s own words to explain: “If you see it, you are there but describing it, you’d think, ‘I don’t want to see that!’ Which is why a lot of people said it couldn’t be done. You can’t make an engaging, entertaining, beautiful, poetic movie from this book. It can’t be done. They were wrong. And if you see it, I find people will tell others they should see it.” He hits the nail on the head.

Level of difficulty in watching The Road: As a movie-going experience, it’s tough – but an experience you should have nonetheless.

How to Interview: Viggo Mortensen

theroad1Viggo Mortensen is just as introspective as you’d expect him to be – especially when he’s talking about his latest film, The Road, an adaptation of Cormac McCarthy’s post-apocalyptic novel. Mortensen and his young co-star Kodi Smit-McPhee play a father and son who are left to live in a world gone ka-blooey, fighting for their lives against insurmountable odds, such as the cold, harsh elements, starvation, cannibalistic survivors. Yeah, not the most happy of topics to discuss with the man who used to be Aragon, but the soft-spoken actor tells us in great detail the emotional journey he and Smit-McPhee went on making this film, experiences that were daunting, exhaustive – and almost poetic.

Step 1: Read Cormac McCarthy’s book to stay inspired
Viggo Mortensen: “The moment I read [the script], I went out and got the book. I hadn’t read it yet, even though I had read all of Cormac McCarthy’s books, and it was some book. And the script was a very faithful adaptation. But I was reluctant [to do the movie]. I had initially said I don’t think so. I told my agent I was really worn out, I won’t be focused. And then I looked at the story and thought, ‘Well, you know, being worn out  might work.’ There were times when it was just bubbling under the surface, being too tired, annoyed, kinda depressed. Sometimes it did help. But then – you can’t put something in there that isn’t in the story just to distract people. You can but then it’s not done the right way. But how do you keep it from being flat? OK, enough with the suffering already, yet you trust the story, and there are so many things learned along the way, and the interactions with people and the environment and from each other, not always agreeing, you just have to trust what Cormac McCarthy wrote. And because the script was a very faithful adaptation, you just have to trust that book, that there are inherently dramatic situations and moments, the overall predicament, stripped away, what do you do? How do you behave? How do you treat others? Do you even care anymore about being alive? Do you know why you want to stay alive? Do you find out a reason to stay alive by the end? I think, yes you do and THAT is interesting.”

Step 2: Then talk to Cormac McCarthy
Mortensen: “I talked to him one time before shooting, a relatively long conversation. We just talked about my kid, his kid, being dads. And at the end of the conversation, he asked me if I had any questions. He hadn’t read the script and he didn’t want to read the script, which is unusual for a writer. He says ‘It’s a different medium, you guys just do your thing, but do you have any questions about the book?’ I mean, I had a pad, 50 post-it notes in the book, not one but TWO pens in case one ran out of ink, I was ready to pick his brains. But when he asked, I said, ‘Nah, I don’t really’ because [what we talked about] was all I needed to get going. That there is something universal about this adult and this child. I think that’s why this book has had such a reach, more so than any other [Cormac McCarthy] book, even though with No Country for Old Men‘s Oscar success. It’s so heartfelt and so free of gimmickry, this story. It transcends cultures and languages, which makes it a very successful book. And a lot of people are looking forward to seeing the movie, which makes me hopeful because it’s a daunting kind of movie.”

the-road_lStep 3: Prepare to strip your soul bare
Mortensen: “Very different from any other role I’ve done, just how much I had to throw away. Because really it’s about being naked emotionally and just be honest about it. In subtle ways and in ways that are more obvious. But it had to be real, very organic, which was the most daunting thing. Not so much the physical journey we would make if this was going to be done properly, but what I would have to expose, from here [he points to his heart]. I thought I might need some help, especially from the boy. I hoped they’d find a great boy. I read with the last four, and Kodi was the very last one. There was just something about him, he at least understood the story in a way that maybe the other kids didn’t. I mean, he’s a joyful, well-adjusted kid, but there’s something in his eyes when he was playing those scenes, even in those auditions, that was sad, knowing. I thought, ‘Wow, this could work’  cause I was really worried if we didn’t have a great kid, it wouldn’t matter what I did.”

Step 4: Protect the kid because, man, he goes through some rough stuff
Mortensen: “It was hard emotionally, but what helped us and what he didn’t like, was the fact we were so cold and wet all the time, tired. Particularly cold for Kodi because he is from Southern Australia, although you couldn’t tell from listening to him in the movie. He’d never seen snow, and the first day it was snowing and very cold. He couldn’t believe how cold it was, and it wore him out pretty quickly, which pushed his emotions to the surface – and mine. It made me more protective of him in that way. Just trying to get him through the day, and the next day. It’s kind of like the story, in a way. Had it been shot with green screen, it wouldn’t have been the same. Yes, he’s a good little actor, and together, we would have made it seem like we were cold, but it wouldn’t have worked the same. Because it was so difficult in a way, for both [me and Kodi], we both grew to be very close friends and found a sense of satisfaction for having gone through it. ”

Step 5: Remember what it was like to be a kid, realizing your parents weren’t gods
Mortensen: “When I started doing the movie, I thought about my own son quite a bit. And that transition that he also made in his pre-adolescence. Kodi reminded me of my son a lot, the character in the movie, kind of wise beyond his years. And that transition you see in the story, when the kid is calling his dad out on his straying from path that he had been teaching his son. I remember that phase [when his son did the same thing] and how I didn’t much like it but learned to accept it when he was right. That’s universal. Any parent who has a relatively consistent relationship with their kids, no matter how good or bad it is, there comes a point in adolescence when they look at their dad or their mom or both of them and realize that they are not gods. And then they rip them. Because it’s such a shock, you want your dad to be that and then they’re not; it’s massively disappointing. You know what I mean? But it’s natural that it happens and sometimes, even really good kids, can be brutal by tearing that adult off the pedestal that they thought they were on. And it can be hard to take as an adult, but you have to find a way to take it eventually. Then, what’s interesting in life, is as you get older – I remember being that way towards my dad, and when I got into my late 20s, early 30s, I realized I wasn’t a god either. It takes awhile, because if you are tearing something down off the pedestal, it means you are putting yourself above it in some way. And you don’t realize it in some way, it’s instinctive.”

Step 6: Research by talking to homeless people
Mortensen: “I did speak to them just to ask them how they got this way and how they felt about it. Not all of them would want to talk, which was fine, like anybody in life. Very rarely, but some were living that way by choice. Some lost their job, some it was drugs. Mostly it was just financial hardship, there was no other thing they could do. And how they felt about it, how they kept alive, and what things they worried about. Have to figure out where they were going to sleep so no one could do them harm or steal their stuff.”

theroadfirstphotoStep 7: Worried that the world may end as we know it
Mortensen: “Of course, sure I do. Even though it’s not explained [in The Road], you believe the emotional journey, believe the visual, the landscape, it’s real. We shot in real places that had been devastated by nature AND by man. This made me think more about my son, my family and just about how life is, that it is worth making that effort to see more, learn more. To appreciate it. It’s a very simple idea in a way. No matter what the excuse not to be kind, it’s always better to be kind. Simple. But if you make this journey honestly as a spectator or as us filmmakers, you earn the right to come to that simple conclusion and you understand in a profound way. In a lot of the Q&A screenings, I noticed in the first few rows that they were crying or had been crying, obviously moved, but they have a hint of a smile at the same time. So somehow the ending is strangely uplifting. And I see reflected in their faces exactly how I felt telling the story. Even though I know this film backwards and forwards, the first time I saw it still affected me so viscerally.”

Step 8: Could you survive in this scenario?
Mortensen: “I don’t know. I don’t know if I’d have the courage to keep going if it looked impossible. I’d like to think I would. I’m actually better with a gun than he is, more comfortable. He’s learned to be, but needed to make it seem that way. Not like an action guy. And he is constantly reminding himself and the kid of what to do.”

Step 9: Realize an Oscar nomination can help spread the word
Mortensen: “If you see it, you are there but describing it, you’d think, ‘I don’t want to see that!’ Which is why a lot of people said it couldn’t be done. You can’t make an engaging, entertaining, beautiful, poetic story movie from this book. It can’t be done. They were wrong. And if you see it, I find people will tell others they should see it. It’s a very word-of-mouth movie – and there’s no better word-of-mouth than reading in a newspaper, ‘Oh, nominated for Best Picture, Best Actor, Best Supporting Actor.’ It would help this movie get seen, I know that. It would help any movie, but especially a movie like this. As far as the likelihood of that happening? I don’t know. I was sure with A History of Violence that David Cronenberg would be nominated for Best Director and it would get a Best Picture nomination, but it didn’t get that. Then for Eastern Promises, I ended up getting nominated for every ceremony. It was like ‘Wow, how did that happen?’ So you just never know. But I know with a movie like this, it would be really helpful.

How to Watch: “2012″

2012-2Step 1: Throw in bits and pieces from all other disaster movies, up the global destruction ante, turn on the waterworks (literally and figuratively) and you’ve got 2012.

Step 2: Revel in the preposterous-ness of the plot. I’ve never had a problem suspending my disbelief when it comes to a disaster movie. I mean, I even clenched my teeth when they had to outrun freezing ice in Day After Tomorrow, for chrissakes. So, in that regard, 2012 is yet another popcorn-fueled implausible thrill ride. There’s some mumbo jumbo science reason on why the earth falls apart Dec. 21, 2012 – something about solar flares, the earth’s core heating up like a microwave and the earth’s crust displacing itself – and then there’s the mythical hoopla that the Mayans predicted this would happen (which I have to admit does scare me a little). In any event, a disaster movie has to have its main characters you hope make it through the mayhem. This time it’s Jackson Curtis (John Cusack), a struggling novelist; his ex-wife Kate (Amanda Peet); their two kids; a geologist (Chiwetel Ejiofor); the U.S president (Danny Glover); his art historian daughter (Thandie Newton) and more. Sadly, not all of them make it, but the ones who do, well, think of Noah’s Ark in terms of their survival. If they could just cut out the sappy, I’ve-always-loved-you, Dad moments, it would have worked just fine.

Step 3: Revel in the disastrous-ness. Seriously, with 2012, master disaster filmmaker Roland Emmerich has paid homage to almost every calamitous film ever made — from The Poseidon Adventure, Earthquake, Airport, Deep Impact, to Emmerich’s previous global warming disaster flick Day After Tomorrow. Of course, the destruction level in 2012 is turned up to, like, 11 – and dammit, if L.A. doesn’t once again get pummeled. It must just be fun to destroy the place where movies are made, especially by Emmerich, who has had it blown up by aliens, ripped apart by tornadoes and now, of course, split it into pieces by The Big One, with those pieces then falling into the ocean (you’ve all seen the posters, so you know). Washington D.C. gets it again, too, as well as Las Vegas, Rio de Janeiro, Honolulu, Yellowstone National Park, the Vatican and the Himalayas. New York is spared this time, at least onscreen.

2012_movie_still_john_cusackStep 4: Wonder why John Cusack would revel in any of it. It’s not that he’s copping out or anything by starring in 2012. On the contrary, he’s one of the few characters who doesn’t kneel knee-deep in the schmaltz and rarely elicits an eye roll. Same goes for Woody Harrelson, as a pickle-lovin’ pirate radio host, who has been preaching the government conspiracy to cover up this impending calamity. But knowing how Cusack picks thought-provoking films for the most part, a disaster flick seems like an odd choice – unless he read something more in the script than what ended up onscreen. Frankly, his participation was one of the things that intrigued me about 2012 – that and the mass destruction, of course. Maybe Cusack has a thing for disaster films, too, and if that’s so, I tip my hat to you, sir.

Level of difficulty in watching 2012: Pretty seat-grabbingly easy. Plot, schmlot, if the end of the world happens like this, let’s hope Roland Emmerich can film it.

How Angels Kick Ass

Judging from this trailer for the new thriller Legion, it looks like those winged creatures aren’t so heavenly this time around; they’re out for blood, per the request of the Big Man Upstairs:

This looks pretty friggin’ awesome, I’ll just say it. And I love Paul Bettany, who is playing archangel Michael. Look out for Legion Jan. 22, 2010.

How to Watch: “9″

nineStep 1: Imagine the Terminator series done with sock puppets. 9 isn’t necessarily an original story, but the detailed visuals are incredibly creative.

Step 2: Don’t bring the small kids. Although 9 is animated, it’s a very dark and oftentimes scary look at an apocalyptic world in which machines have wiped out the human race. The only thing left of humanity are these nine “stitchpunk” creations, made by the scientist who basically created the big, bad machines in the first place. #9 (Elijah Wood) is the last one to awaken, and he finds most of the machines have powered down – except for a few stray “beasts.” He also discovers how the other eight of his kind have been surviving, including #2 (Martin Landau), an scientist himself trying to find answers; #5 (John C. Reilly), the most kindhearted; #7 (Jennifer Connelly), a kick-ass fighter; and #1 (Christopher Plummer), the granddaddy of them all who is afraid to explore this new world. #9 isn’t intimidated, however; he wants to know what happened, how they can defeat the remaining machines and most importantly, how they can live.

Step 3: Pump this full of explosions and heart-stopping chases. Sock puppets or not, 9 is a full-on action-packed thrill ride. It gives you little time to catch your breath from one sequence to the next, especially in the way the various different evil machines come after our motley crew. One looks like a snake with a doll’s face as its head. Another looks like a Terminator panther, much creepier than anything Transformers had to offer. Like I said, there is some pretty scary stuff in 9, and it’s definitely not for young kids.

Step 4: Make a really cool short animated film and see where it gets you. First-time director Shane Acker created 9 originally as an 11-minute film for his thesis at UCLA, won the Gold Medal at the Student Academy Awards and eventually was nominated for an Oscar in the animated short category.   Soon, 9 was gaining a cult following and got the attention of directors Tim Burton and Timur Bekmambetov, who, as producers, helped Acker turn his short into the feature-length film it is today. You can certainly see their influences.

Level of difficulty in watching 9: Moderately easy. Kind of dark and depressing, 9 is nevertheless a visual treat that stirs the imagination.

How to Calm the Swine Flu Panic

Watch movies about massive pandemic outbreaks, of course. You know, just to get your mind off of it. Some of my favs? The Andromeda Strain, Outbreak (gotta love the monkey) and Stephen King’s The Stand. The book is really the best way to experience the horror of the Superflu or Captain Trips, as King lovingly refers to it, but the 1994 TV mini-series doesn’t do a bad job visualizing it for us:

Oh, and maybe also wash your hands a lot for awhile.