Step 1: Just don’t create a new hybrid dinosaur. Period. Here’s why: “She’s killing for sport.” Not good.
Step 2: Marvel at how Chris Pratt’s character manages to wrangle velociraptors. I mean, he looks so kickass as a carnivore dino whisperer!
Step 3: Secretly wish there was a REAL Jurassic World… just as long as it doesn’t have any crazy types running it. Bryce Dallas Howard, we are talking to you.
Step 4: Enter Jurassic World June 11.
