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How to Watch: “Mr. Popper’s Penguins”

Step 1: Go ahead and pop this Penguin treat. The Jim Carrey comedy is the kind of brain friendly family entertainment perfect for a summer movie.

Step 2: Add penguins. Seriously, you could be watching the worst movie ever made and if they happen to stick in an adorable penguin, suddenly the film isn’t so bad. Based on a 1938 children’s novel, the Mr. Popper’s Penguins story is simplicity to the point of formulaic. Popper (Carrey) is a workaholic real estate whiz who specializes in getting people to sell their old properties so he can tear them down and build shiny new buildings. Popper has an ex wife (Carla Gugino) and two kids (Madeline Carroll and Matthew Perry Cotton) he doesn’t pay a lot of attention to. Wait, is this sounding a little like Carrey’s other comedy Liar, Liar? Yes, but unfortunately not quite as funny.

Step 3: Don’t fight the penguins. Things start to change for Popper when his late father, a professional adventurer who was never home when Popper was a kid, leaves him six “souvenirs,” aka Gentoo penguins from the Antarctic. Suddenly, Popper’s pristine co-op Manhattan apartment turns into a happy fun place for the flightless fowl, who also begin to take over Popper’s life – for the better. His kids love the little rascals – Loudy, Stinky, Lovey, Nimrod, Bitey and our favorite, Captain – and want to spend more time with dad, as does the ex wife. Of course, his career suffers, but well, it should, right? Popper has to take a hard look at himself, right?

Step 4: Learn something from the penguins. Mr. Popper’s Penguins is about as predictable as it gets, which would have been fine if Jim Carrey has been more on top of his game. He really needed to tap into his good old zaniness as Popper. There are a few choice moments – especially with the penguins, because let’s face it, you gotta have SOME kind of crazy Carrey comedy with those little cuties – but it wasn’t enough; you really crave his facial contortions and wacky impressions. Maybe Carrey is getting tired of all that. I hope not.

Step 5: Let the penguins work their magic. The rest of the cast all do a serviceable job supporting the main players. And yes, I’m talking about the Gentoos. They completely steal the show. What is about penguins that make us all go “Awww”? From the incredible documentary The March of the Penguins to the animated Happy Feet, these lovable creatures are simply cinematic naturals. Mr. Popper’s Penguins uses the real deal for most of the movie (and they DON’T TALK), with only a few up close “reaction” shots generated by computer animation. The winged actors are incredibly smart and as long as you had some kind of fish on your person, you could get them to do just about anything. Apparently, Carrey bonded with his co-stars by literally having fish in his socks. He admits in the press notes he has an obsession with penguins, saying it is physically impossible not to be happy around them. “They are like puppies, times ten!” I wholeheartedly concur. All in all, Mr. Popper’s Penguins will certainly delight the kiddies, but their parents might wish for a tad more Carrey irreverence.

 

How to Watch: “Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs”

cloudy-with-a-chance-of-meatballs-1Step 1: Order up a heaping pile of Meatballs right away. Cloudy with a Chance is a thoroughly delightful and hilarious 3-D animated comedy that’ll definitely get you craving giant pancakes, gummi bears – and yes, said meat.

Step 2: Set that bar pretty darn high. With the Pixars of the world dominating the competitive animated field, you really have to step up your game if you want to succeed. Luckily for Sony Animation, they accepted that challenge, combining all the right ingredients in Meatballs – a good story, copious amounts of hilarity for kids and adults alike and awesome visuals.

Step 3: Cross it between Dexter’s Laboratory and the Food Network. The story, inspired by the beloved children’s book, centers on one Flint Lockwood (Bill Hader), a wannabe inventor who is constantly trying to improve everyone’s lives with his inventions, such as a Monkey Thought Translator or Spray-On Shoes. Except he never quite succeeds, thus making him the joke of his small seaside town. Things turn sour for the town, however, when their one and only export – sardines – is no longer in demand, forcing the denizens to eat the surplus of the little stinky fish day in and day out. Flint decides he’ll invent a machine, the FLDSMDFR, that can turn water into delicious food, but of course, it’s unveiling goes awry and the machine is accidentally catapulted into the stratosphere. Then, to the amazement of all, the FLDSMDFR starts to work, turning the atmospheric precipitation into falling cheeseburgers. Flint soon figures out how to manipulate the device remotely so he can program any and all kinds of food to be dropped from the sky. That’s when the town gets greedy … and the FLDSMDFR goes rogue.

cloudy-with-a-chance-of-meatballs-0Step 4: Add some great vocal talent. With something as hysterical as Meatballs, you need funny people to deliver the lines appropriately: Hader is perfect as the nerdy Flint, socially awkward but trying his best; Anna Faris voices Sam Sparks, a perky weathergirl sent to the scene by her network but who harbors some deep-seeded geekiness herself, thus endearing her to Flint immediately; James Caan is Flint’s technophobic dad, a burly, kindly fellow who is all eyebrows and mustache; Bruce Campbell plays the bombastic town mayor and main instigator of the food frenzy; and the best of all, Neil Patrick Harris as Flint’s pet monkey, Steve, who (with the Monkey Thought Tran attached) blurts out monosyllabic thoughts like his name “Steve!” and his favorite food “Gummi Bears!”

Step 5: Get the CGI right. In my opinion, the whole 3-D thing has gotten way out of control when it comes to animated movies, but I reluctantly have to admit it looks pretty darn cool in Meatballs. I think my favorite part is the giant yellow jello mold/castle, complete with a jello grand piano and jello chandelier, in which Flint and Sam frolic, bounce and eat. I want one. In lime jello, please.

Level of difficulty in watching Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs: Easy as eating cherry pie falling from the sky.

How Clive Owen Cries

Oh man, rips your heart out! The British hunk, who is normally kicking major ass, shows his soft underbelly as a widower trying to cope and raise his two sons in The Boys Are Back:

Don’t cry, Clive! It’ll be OK …

How Disney Likes to Announce Stuff

The Mouse House is just full of news this past week. At their inaugural expo D23 – a rival to Comic-Con except it’s all Disney, all the time – they were letting us in on all kinds of stuff. First and foremost, there’s going to be a fourth Pirates of the Caribbean installment, POTC: On Stranger Tides. Johnny Depp came onstage as Capt. Jack Sparrow, dreadlocked, staggering and slurring his words, for the announcement. Didn’t they leave it off with Capt. Jack searching for the Fountain of Youth? That should be fun.

Then Disney announced they inked a deal with Guillermo del Toro to produce some darker animated films for them. Remember this is the same guy who gave us Pan’s Labyrinth and Hellboy. “As a director, I love to take audiences into fantastic new worlds and provide them with some anxious moments in the process,” del Toro said at the press conference. “It is part of the Disney canon to create thrilling, unforgettable moments and villains in all their classic films.” First up will be Trollhunters, based on an original story by del Toro – which he’ll get right on after he finishes The Hobbit.

John Travolta, wife Kelly Preston and their daughter Ella also made their first public appearance after the tragic death of their son, Jett, earlier this year. On hand to promote his new Disney film Old Dogs, Travolta told the press audience he “always appreciated the audience’s love for me.” “I hope they love Old Dogs and much as we do, because I’ve got my baby in it,” Travolta continued, referring to his daughter’s film debut.

Finally (at least for this post), Disney is doing Rapunzel as a 3D-animated musical action-adventure and enlisting Mandy Moore as the voice of said lass with the long locks. Apparently, the story picks up years after the princess, famous for her 70 feet of golden hair, has been stolen from her parents’ castle as an infant and imprisoned. Now a teenager, Rapunzel escapes and goes on the run with a bandit, pursued by her captor.

How to Get Your “Freak” On

Oh, it’s on all right … I just caught this trailer to this rather odd-looking comedy Cirque du Freak: A Vampire’s Assistant:

John C. Reilly a vampire? Salma Hayek as a bearded lady? OK, I guess I can go with that.

How to Watch: “Up”

103r-22Step 1: Hold onto your seats as Pixar takes you on yet another delightful adventure Up, up and away.

Step 2: Truly marvel Pixar’s innate ability to tell a wonderful story again and again and again. Up comes from the brilliant mind of Bob Peterson, a Pixar veteran who also wrote the endearing Finding Nemo. He mixes the bittersweet, excitement and hilarity all into one compelling tale of Carl — a man who, at 78-years-old, decides to go on an adventure of a lifetime by tying several thousand balloons to his house and floating to South America. It had always been a lifelong dream of his and his dearly departed wife to travel there – and now he’s finally doing it before it’s too late. Except Carl gets an unexpected stowaway in the form of an 8-year-old wilderness explorer named Russell, who is desperate to get his final badge: helping an elderly person in need. Not like Carl needs any help.

Step 3: Also be wowed by the visuals once again. I mean, we almost take Pixar’s innovative animation for granted at this point. But once Carl and Russell make it to South America, to this weirdly remote place with lush tropical forests, expansive canyons with gorgeous cascading waterfalls – and a giant, colorful bird with a penchant for chocolate bars – things get very imaginative. There’s also a bitter once famous adventurer there, trying to reclaim his former glory by hunting the bird down. He has his pack of dogs, with collars that allow them to talk, do all the dirty work – except one dog, Dug, is just too nice a mutt and latches onto Carl and Russell instead. Yes, Carl’s eyes roll a lot in the movie.

Step 4: Realize you might be getting a little tired of the whole 3D thing. Those glasses are just not the most comfortable and honestly, with a Pixar movie, is the technology really necessary?

Step 5: A-list vocal ensemble not required. Although Pixar has employed a few top-tiered actors to voice their characters through the years (Tom Hanks, Tim Allen, Holly Hunter, Ellen DeGeneres, to name a few), they’ve never made that a priority as some of the other animated films have. No, I truly believe the Pixar folk look for the best person to bring their characters to life, regardless of status. Last year’s Wall-E hardly had any talking at all, for heaven’s sakes. So with Up, veteran Ed Asner is absolutely spot-on as Carl, while newcomer Jordan Nagai is annoyingly adorable as the persistent Russell. Another veteran actor, Christopher Plummer, gives voice to the hardened explorer Charles Muntz – and writer/co-director Peterson multitasks as the faithful Dug.

Level of difficulty in watching Up: Easy peasy. Those Pixar guys never get it wrong.

How to Take “A Christmas Carol” Train Tour

Disney's 'A Christmas Carol' Train TourJust hop onboard! Right after I posted that Disney was staging a 40-city train tour to promote their holiday release A Christmas Carol in 3D, which kicked off May 22 in Los Angeles, I got an invitation to take the tour myself. Gotta love the perks of the job.

Heading downtown L.A. to where the train was stationed, I walked through the five-car virtual tour, which showed the making of Charles Dickens’ classic, visualized by animation innovator Robert Zemeckis, using his performance capture technology. In the first couple of cars, I saw the character designs of Jim Carrey as Scrooge through the years, as well as Colin Firth as Scrooge’s nephew Fred; Gary Oldman as Scrooge’s faithful clerk Bob Cratchit; and Robin Wright Penn as Scrooge’s long lost love Belle.

Disney's 'A Christmas Carol' Train TourAs well, there were monitors showing behind- the-scenes footage of the actors performing their roles in what looked like tripped out wet suits, with black dots all over their faces and wires going every which way. I swear Zemeckis came up with this technology just to torture his actors. There were also artifacts from the Charles Dickens Museum in London, including a first edition of A Christmas Carol and other letters he wrote. As a literature major, this particularly fascinated me.

The best part of the train tour itself was the interactive kiosks. Using Hewlett Packard TouchSmart PCs, I was able to explore Dickens’ London told through his **EXCLUSIVE** Jim Carrey at "Disney's A Christmas Carol" Train Tour Kick Off on May 21, 2009 at Los Angeles Union Station in Los Angeles, California.story, as well as morph my face into a character from the movie. It was kinda difficult to line up my eyes where I was supposed to, so in my picture I had my tongue sticking out from concentrating too hard. Lovely. I chose to morph with an image of Marley’s ghost since that was the only pic that didn’t show my tongue. You can even email the picture to yourself. I didn’t, though. Wonder if Jim Carrey emailed his pic, on the left there.

As I departed the train, I was ushered into a giant inflatable movie theater in which they showed a few scenes from the movie. Armed with the most high-tech 3D glasses I’d ever seen (wonder if they will be handing those out at the theaters when "Disney's A Christmas Carol" Train Tour Kick Off on May 21, 2009 at Los Angeles Union Station in Los Angeles, California.the movie opens), I watched Scrooge bah humbug his nephew Fred, after the later wished him a happy Christmas and then a scene in which Marley visits Scrooge to let him know he is in for a bumpy night. It all looked pretty damn cool. Even though I’ve seen A Christmas Carol a hundred times, this kind of animation technology will surely allow the story to stretch its imagination. Beware though — small kids (under 5, let’s say) might get a little scared by the imagery.

The whole Christmas-y feel to the tour (there’s even fake snow) was a little odd to experience in May, but I’d imagine by the time the train hits the Northeast in late fall, it’ll fit right in. Again, for details on when the train might be stopping in YOUR town, go to www.christmascaroltraintour.com.

Stay tuned to read what Jim Carrey had to say about playing another “Christmas hater” and working with Robert Zemeckis.