How to Wield a “Machete”

macheteIf you are Danny Trejo, it’s not that hard. Just look at that image, for chrissakes. I remember hearing the rumor director Robert Rodriguez was thinking of turning the fake B-movie Machete from Grindhouse into a real one. And while it’s still a rumor of sorts, BloodyDisgusting.com has some new casting scoop on it. They report joining Trejo will be Michelle Rodriguez, Jonah Hill — and Robert DeNiro. Hmmm, I think I like that. Old DeNiro stretching his legs a bit. And if you have forgotten the trailer, here it tis: